My horoscope

I am an Aquarius.
(Also known as "Water Bearer")

My Horoscope starts like this:
" A hopeless and helpless dreamer, forever out of touch with reality, an Aquarius is ever lost in his own fantasy world. "

He never returns money he borrows, for immediately upon borrowing it, he spends it and forgets about the debt.
(Occasionally, I do forget but if u remind me i will return on the spot if i have it)

An Aquarius constantly breaks his promises, and hates nothing more than working. (Do I always do so? Those who know me well thinks that i am hardworking....)

People born under this sign love badmouthing and making fun of those that are close to them, but always behind their back.
(I dont badmouth pple but i do make fun those who are close to me in their presence)

An Aquarius is drawn to greasy junk food and cheap action novels, both of which he buys in untold quantities. (I dont really like greasy food but i may consider junk food...for novels i dont read them at all)

His vacation is usually spent holed up in some god-forsaken bar, since he has spent all his getaway money on one of his uncounted projects destined to make the world a better place for humanity. (Although I hope for world peace, i dont really go to that such extend)

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